lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

friendly reminder to follow my fr blog thnx

also send me ur fr blogs i need more fr blogs to follow

kxgehina:

*finds creepiest character in series* my child

profoundboners:

venuselectrificata:

my favorite tumblr meme is probably the “don’t fuck the thing” “I’M GONNA FUCK THE THING” exchange. i dont know why i love it so much. is it the stern, no-nonsense tone of the original speaker? theunbridled enthusiasm of the second? the fact that its…

ghostruto:

calloutstuck:

mCAT: So this happened.

Woohoo, trivialization of autism and general ableist fuckery! Dear god, if “on the spectrum” becomes the new “special” I’m going to blow a fucking fuse. (also, “I’m autistic and I’m not offended!” people, go here. Also here.)

And this should be the definitive proof of Hussie doing something that he knows will upset and hurt people and not giving a single flying fuck about it.

im fucking sick of you peope ignoring this fucking dont

jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy


  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

ponett:

this is probably the best screenshot i’m ever going to take in smash 3ds

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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door